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Reindeer

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the ...

Reuters on the word 'Terrorist'

Apparently concerned about the misinterpretation of language at this highly charged time, Reuters's head of global news, Stephen Jukes, has directed his staff to avoid the word ...

Send us money for beer please

This is a real, honest-to-god, piece of SPAM (junk mail) that I received recently, back before Enron and Worldcom and other as yet undisclosed corporate crimes. It's a ...

Fairy Tales

WOW.....if Disney only knew! CINDERELLA Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy ...

Abe Lincoln (quick one)

Did you hear Abe Lincoln was Jewish? He was shot in the temple!

Pinocchio

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were making love. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Ghepetto to see if he could help. ...

I Am Thankful

I AM THANKFUL FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, NOT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES, BECAUSE ...

Dead Cat Test

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive. "Dead," she was informed. "How do you know?", she asked. "Because I pissed in his ear ...

Push

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of ...

You know you are overweight when...

- you launch your see-saw partner into the next county. - it takes less water to fill the bath tub than it used to. - the school plays Pomp and Circumference when you ...

 

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