Originals
Original Humor - a Manbottle Library exclusive. Most of it is funny, some is just plain odd, but it is all interesting.
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Accuracy Movement Spreading to Other Memorials
Jan 17, 2002
(NEW YORK) The New York City Fire Department commissioned a statue of the famous photo of three firemen hoisting ...
Those of you who know Allan, either personally of from last year's Sarah vs. Jamie debacle, may be interested in the following...
Dear Manbottle,
Oh you manbottle, beware ...
Every once in a while we are called upon to help our fellow man. This is
one of those times. I received the following email this morning...
Trivia? Who has time for trivia?
...
Well Allan, the Manbottle Society has spoken, and with 100% of precincts reporting, here are the results:
Sarah 56.5%
Jamie 43.5%
Although the society had very little to ...
Here is the reply I received from Allan this week...
Okay, I arrived home last night at 2:30am and I still made it to work first
thing this morning. So, I may not be drunk ...
Here's the latest update on the Jamie vs. Sarah decision...
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!!!!
Okay, here is some truth that everyone will believe. Dating two ...
Copyright © Robert Byron. Used by Permission.
One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is
to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted ...
There are two very interesting proposals on the ballot for this years annual meeting concerning INTERNET CENSORSHIP. Click here for more information
A quick follow-up to last week's trivia question about the four species
of great apes - Gorilla, Orangutan, Chimpazee, and Bonobo... I'm sure
many of you were wondering, as was ...
Several years ago my wife and I lived in a small town where there wasn't a lot to do on a Saturday night. A good friend or ours would come over to the house, and we would all ...
As reported by MSNBC, something called the National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse put out a study last week noting with alarm that a quarter of all the alcohol sold in ...
by Joe, from reodorant.com
I Am Totally Catching Up to Bill Gates!
Have you heard about Forbes magazine's annual ranking of the 400 wealthiest Americans? The magazine's ...
Monday night (Labor Day), a storm blew through here. Typical Florida storm, but... In one instant there was a bright flash, and a really LOUD boom, and all the lights ...
by Curtis Wiggins
I can die now. I have seen everything. There is nothing left that could possibly top what I have seen. Oh, I thought I had seen it all. I have seen a man walk ...
by Joe, from reodorant.com
Dogs make excellent pets.
Notice how quick and efficient that sentence is? It totally conveys the "dogs are great pets" message that I was trying ...
by Steve Shuba There once was a programmer who did everything his customer wanted, without thinking or planning or designing or contemplating the effects on other systems. And ...
by Curtis Wiggins
I have some very useless things lying around my house. The most obvious are our two cats. My wife would disagree with me on this point. Not that I have ...
by Curtis Wiggins
I am a collector. Collecting is a great hobby, if you can afford it. I can't. So my collection is a little different. There are lots of things to collect, but ...
by Joe, from reodorant.com
I recently bench-pressed 300 pounds at the gym. This isn't Earth-shattering, or anything - most gyms have a few guys who can top that handily. But ...
A brand new code "Da Vinci" Code has appeared, and is waiting to be broken... Michael Baigent and Richard Leigh, authors of Holy Blood, Holy Grail filed a copyright infringement ...
by Curtis Wiggins
There used to be a time when working on a car was simple. At least a little simpler than rocket science or brain surgery. I can remember when I could open the ...
This just in from the Lake City Reporter in Lake City, Florida...
Charles Haffey wanted to change his name. To "God". Circuit Judge Vernon Douglas wouldn't let him. But Charles ...
The question recently came up about the start of the new millennium. I wasn't going to get into it, but someone asked. In short, the official answer is, it starts in 2001. However, ...
by Curtis Wiggins
I swore to myself that I wasn't going to do this. I swore I would not write anything about John and Lorena Bobbett and their tendency to cut off body parts. ...
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