Arkansas
Did you hear about the new 3 Million dollar Arkansas State lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
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What does a divorce in Arkansas and a tornado have in common ?
Somebody's going to lose a trailer.
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What do you get when you have 32 Arkansians in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
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Why did O.J. Simpson want to move too Arkansas?
Everyone has the same DNA.
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Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down?
It almost took the whole trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in Arkansas:
When a couple gets a divorce, they're still brother and sister.
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