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How old do you feel

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How Old Do You Feel? To get an idea of the lives of those entering college this fall, read on......... and try not to laugh............... 1. The people who are starting ...

Douglas Adams Quotes

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Douglas Adams Quotes... Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. In the beginning the Universe was ...

Buddy learns a new trick...

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Ya know, just make up your own joke here...
buddy

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black ...

100 fun ways to order pizza

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100 FUN WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a ...

Interesting statistic from a DC Analyst in Training

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If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the last 22  months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that  gives a ...

Presidential Quotes

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What US president once said "It is a good thing I am not a woman, as I would always be pregnant, for I cannot say no"

Idiots...

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IDIOTS ARE EVERYWHERE. HERE ARE SOME PLACES TO FIND THEM: IDIOTS AT WORK: I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never ...

After Bar Closing

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One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble ...

Corporate America in the 90's

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You know you work in corporate America in the 90's if: 1. You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. 2. Your company welcome sign is ...

For Sale

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Sven was going for his morning walk one day when he walked past Ole's house and saw a sign that said, "Boat For Sale." This confused Sven because he knew that Ole didn't own a ...

Bill Sux at .18 Microns

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API - Time Magazine reports an interesting case of high-tech graffiti. It seems that a couple of Intel engineers working on the design of a recent version of the Pentium ...

Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

Bull

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A cattle rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs to borrow the breeding fee from the bank. The banker lends him the money and comes by a week later to see how ...

Love Story

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I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU... I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU... I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR ...

I want to slap Martha Stewart.

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Dear Santa, I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comfy slippers. I only want one little thing, and I want ...

Why cats don't like tequila

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Too much time, and tequila, and too many limes...
lime kitty

Philosophy 101

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Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumor. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the ...

Dog Fight

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If only it were this easy... Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would ...

Camouflage Training

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During camouflage training, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You jackass!" the officer barked. "Don't you ...

Ass size

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In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was too fat, 15 percent said their ass was too thin, and the other five percent said they didn't care - they would have ...

Hollywood Squares 2

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Here are some quotes from Hollywood Squares Game Show in the 70's, when game show's responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. God bless Paul Lynde, Rose ...

Trivia 2

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A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. ...

10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say

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10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say: 10) "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" 9) Duct tape won't fix that 8) Come to think of it I'll have a Heiniken's ...

 

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