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Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

Into an Irish Pub...

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Into an Irish pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking ...

Santa's Little Helpers

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I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Santa's little helpers

Out All Weekend

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A man left work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. ...

New Foreign Phrases

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Winners of a New York Magazine contest who were asked to take a well known expression in a foreign language, change a single letter and provide a definition for the new ...

Redneck letter

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Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most ...

Speeding ticket

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For anyone who has ever gotten a speeding ticket... This guy is flying down the road, and he comes over a bridge. Sure enough, a cop with a radar gun is sitting on the other ...

Listen Carefully

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A Man's Guide to What a Woman Is Really Saying I need = I want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do whatever you ...

Stefan and Grandpa

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Stefan and Grandpa: Stefan and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis ...

Inventions

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A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek said, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian said, "We have the Coliseum." ...

Definitions

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ARCHITECT: Defines someone who was neither macho enough to become an engineer nor gay enough to become a designer. BANKER: Someone who lends you his umbrella when the sun is ...

One-liners

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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. I'd rather die living than live dying. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your ...

Nice Comeback

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From a recent National Public Radio (NPR) interview with Marine Corps General Reinwald... Marine Cops General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting ...

Quiet

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the Other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home After we've been out drinking, ...

New Taglines

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Here are some new taglines collected from various dark corners of the Internet... Mary Shafer of NASA Ames has said, "Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't ...

Hollywood Squares 2

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Here are some quotes from Hollywood Squares Game Show in the 70's, when game show's responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. God bless Paul Lynde, Rose ...

Mid-life for Ladies

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Mid-life is when the growth of the hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. Mid-life women no longer have upper ...

Blonde Joke 13

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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and ...

Computer Upgrade

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computer upgrade

Beethoven joke

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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area ...

20 thinnest books

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The top 20 thinnest books 20. HOW TO LAND A PLANE AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD - by JFK, Jr. 19. HOW TO PLEASE WOMEN - by John Bobbit 18. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O. ...

Arcane Knowledge (Trivia)

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WONDER HOW YOU EVER GOT ALONG WITHOUT KNOWING THIS ?? Debra Winger was the voice of E.T. Pearls melt in vinegar. It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather ...

Stages Of Life...

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THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox AGE SEDUCTION LINE 17

What you didn't learn in school

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For high school and college graduates, here is a list of 11 things they did not learn in school. In his book, Bill Gates talks about how feel-good, politically correct ...

 

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