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Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

Cussing

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A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in ...

Oxymorons

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Oxymorons "Thank God I'm an Atheist" "This page intentionally left blank" A little big A new classic Academic sorority Act naturally Advanced BASIC Aerobic ...

An Elephant's Memory

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Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya, after graduating from Northwestern University, same place my dad went to school. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull ...

New Definitions

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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a ...

Before it starts...

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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but ...

A Redneck Christmas

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You know you're a Floridian if...

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You know you're a Floridian if... Socks are only for bowling. You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. A good parking place has ...

Heartwarming Story

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I usually don't forward these little heart warmers, but thought this one is worth reading. This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and ...

Cajun Fishing Tale

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Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night crawlers. He be about reddy to leave when he seed a snake wit a big frog in his mout. He knowed dat dem ...

English

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The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, ...

New Element Discovered

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An Interesting Discovery. Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium  (symbol=Gv), has one ...

Lying

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Bill Clinton was walking along the White House fence when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. ...

Frankfurt

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The air traffic dispatchers in Frankfurt Germany are notorious for their lack of tolerance and patience. They act as if the pilot should know everything and should not request ...

One-Question IQ Test

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Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day ... There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.  By imitating the action of ...

Interesting statistic from a DC Analyst in Training

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If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the last 22  months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that  gives a ...

Little Sister

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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a ...

New virus alert

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Just wanted to warn everyone there's a new virus -code name is "Work." If you receive "Work" from your colleagues, your boss, or any one else, do not touch "Work" under any ...

The Mysteries of Life

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The Mysteries of Life 1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 2. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 3. Why can't women put ...

Colors

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When I was born - I was BLACK When I grow up - I am BLACK When I am sick - I am BLACK When I go out in the sun - I am BLACK When I go out in the cold - I am BLACK ...

Windows NT wallpaper

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NT fire

How old do you feel

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How Old Do You Feel? To get an idea of the lives of those entering college this fall, read on......... and try not to laugh............... 1. The people who are starting ...

Late for the exam

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It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 ...

Capitalism and Cows

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN ...

 

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