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Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...


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TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA: 10. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper 9. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron 8. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there ...

Twelve bugs of Christmas

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For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me See if they can do it again. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Ask them how they did it and ...

Take five minutes and chuckle

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Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each ...

The Book of Leviticus

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Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to ...

Cat Carrier

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Cat Carrier

Redneck Luxuries

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Redneck Swimming Pool...
Pool Redneck Yacht... Yacht

Raunchy One Liners

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What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you. What's the ...

Philosophy 101

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Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumor. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the ...

17 reasons why alcohol should be served at work

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1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It leads to more honest communications. 3. It reduces complaints about low pay. 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what ...

Resumes and cover letters

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Taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: 1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience." ...

Final Exam - No Excuses

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A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or ...

NEW Life Rules

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New Rule: Stop the pop-up ads for !  There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I ...

Thought of the Day

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Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything,  But they ...

Windows Start

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A revised version of the default Windows startup sound…


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How to wash the cat: 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water-a strong industrial solvent often works best-and lift both ...

How old do you feel

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How Old Do You Feel? To get an idea of the lives of those entering college this fall, read on......... and try not to laugh............... 1. The people who are starting ...


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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went ...

Redneck Fisherman

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A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Alabama recently with two ice chests full of fish.  He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, ...

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies." He responded. "Oh. Killing ...


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A fierce tribe of warriors captured a Frenchman,an Englishman, and a New Yorker.The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to ...

Bathroom Graffiti

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BATHROOM GRAFFITI: "To some it's a six pack, to me it's a support group." "The poor folks in Arkansas won't be celebrating Thanksgiving this year, they sent their turkey to ...

Words and Phrases

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More buzz words to laugh at... and then incorporate into daily life (at least for your fellow office dwellers) Dilbert's latest vocabulary additions: NEW WORDS FOR THE 90'S: ...

Rejected Motel 6 Slogans

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Rejected Motel 6 Slogans 16. We're working on that smell thing, too. 15. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car. 14. As seen on "COPS" 13. If We'd ...


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