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The Wizard of Oz

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TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz" "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl accidentally kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers ...

New Element Discovered

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An Interesting Discovery. Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium  (symbol=Gv), has one ...

Jig saw puzzle

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One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it." Her friend asks, ...

Funnies

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I was in the express lane at the store. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.  The ...

Quiet

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the Other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home After we've been out drinking, ...

Abe Lincoln (quick one)

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Did you hear Abe Lincoln was Jewish? He was shot in the temple!

Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen

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Thursday July 5 1:43 PM ET Missouri Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Reuters) - Fireworks hidden in a Kansas City man's oven turned out to be a ...

TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA

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TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA: 10. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper 9. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron 8. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there ...

Sultan of Brunei

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Some years ago, the Sultan of Brunei was becoming angry as he had six children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy when one of his wives finally ...

Christopher Reeve's New Job

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Christopher Reeve has a new job... He's selling accidental disability insurance... http://www.healthextras.com/ Feel free to make up your own jokes about possible other ...

Cuckoo clock

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Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by midnight ... promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the ...

Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted For Attempted Murder

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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick ...

Twin brothers

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Identical twin brothers die at about the same time. One lived a godly life, good husband and father, reputable businessman, lots of community service, etc. One was a ...

Capitalism and Cows

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN ...

Redneck Limo

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Recently spotted on eBay...
redneck limo

Final Exam - No Excuses

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A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or ...

Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

New Definitions

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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a ...

Silence would have been Golden

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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a long hard look at herself. "You know, dear, she says, I look in the ...

Nice Comeback

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From a recent National Public Radio (NPR) interview with Marine Corps General Reinwald... Marine Cops General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting ...

Heavy Thinker

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It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social ...

Life in the Mental Hospital

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In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending as if he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are ...

James Bond

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A very confident James Bond walks into the English bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a ...

Adam's Mistake

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THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS: Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to ...

 

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