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1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when
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Steve Allen, Renaissance Man:
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From "American Demographics" magazine:
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What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps
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... Yes, all of our animals have jobs, and compound nicknames. Phineas, the big dog, is known as Security-Dog. He was born a security dog. He takes great pride in ...
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came
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