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Rejected Motel 6 Slogans

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Rejected Motel 6 Slogans 16. We're working on that smell thing, too. 15. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car. 14. As seen on "COPS" 13. If We'd ...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Privacy Policy

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Personally identifiable information, including your name and e-mail address, is kept confidential. It will not be sold to, or shared with, other parties for any reason, unless required by law ...

Little Old Woman

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Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: ...

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Condom-aid

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President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! ...

Very Short Books

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21 Very Short Books 1) A Guide to Arab Democracies 2) A Journey through the Mind of Dennis Rodman 3) Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean 4) Career ...

Final Exam - No Excuses

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A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or ...

FAQ

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Frequently Asked Questions

Terms and Conditions

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Important information you should know about how we operate.  Read this before posting anything on this site.  (Posting constitutes agreement to these terms and conditions.)

Rules for Men

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1. Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolat" 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed ...

The Meaning of Life

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When I was a child, I had a dream that I looked up at the stars, and in the stars I saw the answer. THE answer, the ultimate answer to everything. It was perfect, it was beautiful, ...

Christmas Lights

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Merry Christmas...

Taste Test

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TASTE TEST A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver, one at a ...

Santa's Little Helpers

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I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Santa's little helpers

Church Newspapers

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These are actual clippings from church newspapers. It's amazing what a little proof-reading would provide... National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the ...

Etch-a-sketch FAQ

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Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. ...

KIDS VIEWS ON LOVE

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questions about love, marriage and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening: WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED? "Once I'm done with ...

Capitalism and Cows

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN ...

My Collection

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by Curtis Wiggins I am a collector. Collecting is a great hobby, if you can afford it. I can't. So my collection is a little different. There are lots of things to collect, but ...

New Element Discovered

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An Interesting Discovery. Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium  (symbol=Gv), has one ...

Take five minutes and chuckle

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Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each ...

Monkey, Lizard, and a Crocodile

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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, ...

About The Manbottle Library

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Imagine a Victorian-era British major-general.  He is a military man, an explorer, a scholar, a scientist, an artist, et cetera.  He's the type of guy that straps on a pith helmet to go stomping around Africa ...

 

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