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Computer related quotes

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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. - Anderson, Jeremy S. If you put a billion monkeys in ...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Privacy Policy

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Personally identifiable information, including your name and e-mail address, is kept confidential. It will not be sold to, or shared with, other parties for any reason, unless required by law ...

Sick Joke

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A drunk goes into a bar. He is very, very drunk - can hardly stand up. He slurs his way up to the bar and says: "Hey, bartender! Gimme a martini!" "No, no," says the ...

Observational Quiz

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No cheating! No looking around; no using anything on or in your desk. Can you beat 18? (The average.) Write down your answers and check them after completing all the questions. ...

The Book of Leviticus

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Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to ...

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Is there a heaven

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, ...

A Horse and a Chicken

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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The ...

Labor pain

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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby deliavered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the ...

Cowboy Logic

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There is no arguing with cowboy logic. A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote ...

The New Millennium

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The question recently came up about the start of the new millennium. I wasn't going to get into it, but someone asked. In short, the official answer is, it starts in 2001. However, ...

Why We Dream in Metaphor

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by Curtis Wiggins I have a friend who is starting a new job soon. I just had a dream where I was concerned about whether or not he would like this new morning radio show we were ...

Separated at Birth 4

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Friends and Sponsors

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Visit these friends and sponsors of The Manbottle Library

Inner Peace

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have ...

Steely Dan

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What is the band Steely Dan named after?

Republics

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What country is the oldest republic still in existence today?

X Marks the Spot

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Why do traders on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange sometimes wear an "X" made from duct tape on their clothing?

Golf on Christmas

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Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go ...

Clever Lawyer

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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client ...

The Ugly Bus

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. When get to meet their maker, because of the grief they have experienced, God decides ...

Commercials

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Who was TV's first "Maytag Repairman"? (hint: don't trust IMdb on this one)

The Ranch Hand

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, ...

 

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