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Beer Quotes

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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I ...

Just turned 50...

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Just turned 50... A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow ...

Calling in Sick

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Calling in Sick Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion I had a ...

TAZER PRACTICE

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From a State Trooper in Garland, TX: Friends, My wife Toni is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch ...

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

North and south

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North and South The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes The South has 'mater samiches The North has coffeehouses The South has Waffle Houses The North has dating ...

Men Jokes

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It's "Let's pick on men instead of blondes" time... What do you call a handcuffed man?............Trustworthy. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath ...

Movie Magic

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THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES - During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. - All telephone numbers in ...

Hillary

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Hillary

THE NEW YORK WAY

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A fierce tribe of warriors captured a Frenchman,an Englishman, and a New Yorker.The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to ...

Nursing home

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One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a ...

PRESIDENT CLINTON AND THE POPE

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President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell. The Pope explained the ...

Tales from a Redneck, Volume 1: Doing the Impossible

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Introducing Bobby Fairhope, Redneck

Pillsbury Dough Boy

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The untold story... 

Priceless

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Priceless

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priceless

Blonde wish...

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Blonde wish

Flat Tire

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This man at the side of the road was fixing his flat tire. A police car stops behind his and the officer strolls to him to offer help. The man says he's doing OK and doesn't ...

Gifts for men

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Gifts for men Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems. Rule #1: When in doubt - buy him ...

A CHEAP HMO

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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO  10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.  9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a left when you enter ...

KIDS VIEWS ON LOVE

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questions about love, marriage and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening: WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED? "Once I'm done with ...

King Arthur

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King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt...except it had a rather large hole in the most ...

Medical Ebonics

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Benign................What you be after you be eight. Artery................The study of paintings. Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria. ...

Irony

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