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Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft

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Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft Picard: Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access ...

Twelve bugs of Christmas

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For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me See if they can do it again. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Ask them how they did it and ...

Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

Sam and Bessie

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An elderly Florida couple, Sam and Bessie, are vacationing in Las Vegas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears ...

Tips for Northerners moving South

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Tips for Northerners moving South 1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. 2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or ...

Country

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THE TROUBLE WITH COUNTRY...... There was once a medical student specializing in pathology who truly wanted to excel in his studies. Without fail, he would daily visit the ...

What can happen when a cat gets wet...

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Friday July 13 7:43 AM ET Elderly Man Licking Wounds After Cat Attack QUEBEC CITY (Reuters) - An elderly Canadian man was said to be recovering on Thursday following a ...

In the news...

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Monday, December 11, 2000 BERLIN (Reuters) - A lovesick German who had second thoughts over a suicide attempt nearly died minutes later when he accidentally blew his ...

Colors

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When I was born - I was BLACK When I grow up - I am BLACK When I am sick - I am BLACK When I go out in the sun - I am BLACK When I go out in the cold - I am BLACK ...

Three women were sitting around...

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Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. The first woman says..."My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers ...

Interpretation

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IT'S ALL IN THE INTERPRETATION WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n. female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have ...

Rectum Stretcher

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Network Blitz While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a ...

Blonde in a Hailstorm

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A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw ...

Windows '98 source code

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Windows ‘98 source code. /* TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code Project: Chicago™ Projected release-date: Summer 1994 */  #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include ...

Medical Facts

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News from Hopkins Medical Center...... Yesterday research scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed ...

Tickle Me Elmo

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A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle me Elmo dolls". It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for ...

Marketing

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Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense.... You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. ...

Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light

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15. Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am! 14. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green. 13. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states. ...

Bumper Stickers 2

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Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off. Horn Broken, Watch for Finger If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, ...

Fireman's Revenge

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fireman's revenge

Priceless

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Priceless

A man was crossing a road one day...

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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his ...

Lawyer Jokes

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The post office just recalled their newest stamps: they had pictures of lawyers on them...and the people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. How are an apple and a ...

 

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