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Mental Health Hotline

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Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If ...

Santa

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santa

The pirate

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks ...

I could SO not be Amish

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Monday night (Labor Day), a storm blew through here.  Typical Florida storm, but...  In one instant there was a bright flash, and a really LOUD boom, and all the lights ...

FAQ

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Frequently Asked Questions

20 Useful Expressions for High-Stress Days

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20 Useful Expressions for High-Stress Days 1. Well, aren't we just a ray of f_cking sunshine? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. A hard-on doesn't ...

The Donut Truck

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This would be epic...
donut truck

Tiananmen Square

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What was the name of the street in this photo of the man vs. tank standoff? 

Redneck Luxuries

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Redneck Swimming Pool...
Pool Redneck Yacht... Yacht

51st state (part 2)

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If Puerto Rico were ever to become the 51st state, the US flag would need to be redesigned. On what date would the new flag become effective?

Dogs and Cats

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WHAT IS A CAT ? 1) Cats do what they want 2) They rarely listen to you 3) They're totally unpredictable 4) They whine when they are not happy 5) When you want to ...

Danger Ball

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Several years ago my wife and I lived in a small town where there wasn't a lot to do on a Saturday night. A good friend or ours would come over to the house, and we would all ...

New Trivia Coming Soon

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The answer to the last question, for anyone left wondering...

Scam alert

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SCAM ALERT! WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! _ THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the "Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! ...

Consultant Humor

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WHERE DO CONSULTANTS GO WHEN THEY DIE? There once was a consultant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for. In fact, she made ...

Oral sex

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After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings. "Tell me, St. Peter, what ...

Friends and Sponsors

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Visit these friends and sponsors of The Manbottle Library

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Presidents from Texas

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Name all the US presidents who where born in Texas?

The Druggist

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A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic. The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" The lady say's "To kill my husband." ...

51st state

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If Puerto Rico were ever to become the 51st state, the US flag would need to be redesigned. How could 51 stars be arranged in a symmetrical rectangular pattern for the new ...

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Timely joke

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A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The ...

Tales from a Redneck, Volume 1: Doing the Impossible

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Introducing Bobby Fairhope, Redneck

 

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