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10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say

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10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say: 10) "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" 9) Duct tape won't fix that 8) Come to think of it I'll have a Heiniken's ...

Why cats don't like tequila

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Too much time, and tequila, and too many limes...
lime kitty

Santa

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santa

Buddy learns a new trick...

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Ya know, just make up your own joke here...
buddy

20 reasons why chocolate is better than sex

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TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate ...

20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus

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20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While he's in the ...

Bill Sux at .18 Microns

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API - Time Magazine reports an interesting case of high-tech graffiti. It seems that a couple of Intel engineers working on the design of a recent version of the Pentium ...

Dog Fight

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If only it were this easy... Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would ...

FUTURE REPUBLICAN

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Future Republican

The Meaning of Life

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When I was a child, I had a dream that I looked up at the stars, and in the stars I saw the answer. THE answer, the ultimate answer to everything. It was perfect, it was beautiful, ...

Redneck Luxuries

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Redneck Swimming Pool...
Pool Redneck Yacht... Yacht

20 Useful Expressions for High-Stress Days

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20 Useful Expressions for High-Stress Days 1. Well, aren't we just a ray of f_cking sunshine? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. A hard-on doesn't ...

New Trivia Coming Soon

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The answer to the last question, for anyone left wondering...

Caught!

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They were alone in the house. It was a cold, dark stormy night. The storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the ...

Hillary Special

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Hillary Special

MS buys Catholic Church

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MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church By Hank Vorjes VATICAN CITY (AP) - In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican ...

Evil Math

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The following pseudo-mathematical proof was posted to rec.games.board: What about this: We know that women like two things, your time and your money, therefore... women ...

Top Ten times in history when using the 'F' word was appropriate

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Number10: "Scattered @#$% ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC Number 9: "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC Number 8: "You want WHAT ...

Tales of the Non-Technology Inclined

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COMPUTER, POWER STRIP  I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip back into itself and for the life of them could not ...

Titanic

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The Titanic, on her maiden voyage, just set sail from the shores of England. It was the most magnificent ship ever built, and everybody is very excited. No expense has been ...

Computer Problems

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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum ...

TOP 10 OLD FOLKS' PARTY GAMES

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TOP 10 OLD FOLKS' PARTY GAMES 1. Sag - You're It! 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear 4. Kick the Bucket 5. Red Rover, Red ...

25 Signs You've Grown Up

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1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a single one of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer or wine in the fridge. ...

 

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