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TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
1) You can GET chocolate.
2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate ...
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One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man
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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that ...
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20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus
Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
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Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" It's "Hi, how are you?"
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1. Ahhh... I see the f_ck-up fairy has visited us again...
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Who played the fourth ghostbuster in the movie "Ghostbusters"?
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent which is being
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There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his
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The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his
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A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers
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A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices ...
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10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say:
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Identical twin brothers die at about the same time. One lived a
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WOMEN BASHING JOKES.
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Q. Why did God give men penises ?
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the ...
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