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Salary Theory


A New Theorem on Salary states:

Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people.


This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:


Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)

Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)

Postulate 3 (as every Physics student knows): Power = Work/Time


It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time

and since Time = Money,

we have: Knowledge = Work / Money


Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge


Thus, as Knowledge approaches Zero, Money approaches Infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.


Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make




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