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Michael Jackson Jokes


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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker?

Willie Shoemaker DOES have a license to ride 4 year olds.



I Got a new car radio. When you shout soul, it plays soul, when you shout rock it plays rock. Some kids ran in front of me the other day and I shouted f_cking kids!

It played Michael Jackson.



How do you know when it's midnight at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.



What does Michael Jackson have in common with a Big Mac?

They're both old meat between young buns



What does Jackson have in common with whisky?

They both come in small tots



Good to see Michael Jackson dangling his kid off the balcony.

Usually he just tosses them off.



What do Michael and Wal-Mart have in common?

They both have boys briefs half-off



Michael Jackson's wife has just given birth to a baby boy. "How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.

Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"



What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A Michael Jackson slumber party



What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne usually doesn't come on a child's face until he's at least 12.




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