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Dog Haiku

I lie belly-up

In the sunshine, happier than

You will ever be.

Today I sniffed

Many dog behinds -- I celebrate

By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!

Paper boy -- come to kill us all

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!

Garbage man -- come to kill us all

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

How do I love thee?

The ways are as numberless as

My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!

I am so ecstatic I have

Made a puddle.

I Hate my choke chain

Look, world, they strangle me! Ack!

Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin

On your foot -- no greater bliss -- well,

Maybe catching rats

Look in my eyes and

Deny it. No human could

Love you as much as I do.

The cat is not all

Bad --she fills the litter box

With tootsie rolls.

Dig under the fence--why?

Because it is there. Because it's

There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,

Now, always, and especially

When you are eating.

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