John John Found Found
The body of JFK Jr. has been found, so let the jokes begin...
What's the best thing about a Kennedy wedding?
The way arriving guests like to make a big splash.
They're making a new Kennedy film called Three Funerals and a Wedding
Before John John's tragic accident, he was working on a new product with his
Uncle Ted, the new improved Kennedy Divining Rod (guaranteed to find water).
Why is the Kennedy family contemplating a burial at sea?
That way Uncle Ted can drive to the services.
Why didn't John John take a shower before his trip?
he figured he'd just wash up on shore.
I guess he paid the Piper now.
The worse thing about the crash is that his Uncle Ted wasn't with him.