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Dog Haiku


I lie belly-up

In the sunshine, happier than

You will ever be.



Today I sniffed

Many dog behinds -- I celebrate

By kissing your face.



I sound the alarm!

Paper boy -- come to kill us all

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!



I sound the alarm!

Garbage man -- come to kill us all

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!



How do I love thee?

The ways are as numberless as

My hairs on the rug.



My human is home!

I am so ecstatic I have

Made a puddle.



I Hate my choke chain

Look, world, they strangle me! Ack!

Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!



Sleeping here, my chin

On your foot -- no greater bliss -- well,

Maybe catching rats



Look in my eyes and

Deny it. No human could

Love you as much as I do.



The cat is not all

Bad --she fills the litter box

With tootsie rolls.



Dig under the fence--why?

Because it is there. Because it's

There. Because it's there.



I am your best friend,

Now, always, and especially

When you are eating.




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