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Labor Pains

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out? They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the husband felt fine he asked the doctor go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine up to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. the doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping the mother considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.

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