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A CHEAP HMO


TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO


10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.

9.  Directions to your doctor's office include "take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8.  Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7.  Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6.  Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."

5.  Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

3.  The only expense that's covered 100% is embalming.

2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "m's" on them.


And the #1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO:

1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.




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