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Community Service


One day a florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing community service." The florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop there is a card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A butcher goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing community service." The butcher is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a package of steaks waiting at his door.

A cop goes for a haircut and goes to pay the barber. The barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds at the door?

Two dozen other cops waiting for free haircuts!




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