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THE JUGGLER AND THE POLICEMAN
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. ...
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I pulled into a crowded mall parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to ...
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Harmless? If you always thought those little green garden snakes were O.K., read on:
Green Garden Grass snakes can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. A couple in ...
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Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: ...
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An old farmer in South Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice, with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple trees. ...
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures
on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook,
and an eye patch.
The seaman asks ...
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On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall on Galveston Island in his Pope mobile ...
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,
"Your husband is suffering from a very ...
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I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual
male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was
sitting and announced "The Captain has ...
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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the
second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
nothing of it and is about to ...
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A local preacher was paying a visit to one of his church members on a Friday night, and heard a loud laughter and the sounds of a party as he approached.
He knocked on the door ...
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A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and
falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes
up she sees that she is no longer ...
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TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl accidentally kills the
first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers ...
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THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell
her I just met the girl ...
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Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his ...
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I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who
fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-lax in ...
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
As every cat owner knows, you don't really own a cat, the cats owns you.
...
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So, this guy is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He
reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon
further and shouts:
"Excuse me, can ...
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THOU SHALT NOT SKIM FLAVOR FROM THE HOLIDAYS
By Craig Wilson, USA TODAY
I hate this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the ...
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God Created Women.
God created woman and she had 3 breasts.
He then asked the woman, "Is there anything
you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of ...
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H E A V E N
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell
the first one, "Heaven's ...
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I was out shopping at a department store. The store was having
a promotion for US Father's Day titled "Time Out for Dad."
A mother was pushing a 3 year old girl in a stroller ...
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TOP 10 OLD FOLKS' PARTY GAMES
1. Sag - You're It!
2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear
4. Kick the Bucket
5. Red Rover, Red ...
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1. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
2. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Tecumseh, Okemah and Chickasha.
3. You know ...
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