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Added 3/23/1998
THE CONFESSIONAL
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, ...
Added 3/22/1998
Rejected Hallmark Cards:
So your daughter's a hooker
And it spoiled your day
Look at the bright side
She's a really good lay.
You totalled your car
And can't ...
Added 3/22/1998
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f_ck." It is the one magical word which ,just by its sound, can describe pain, ...
Added 3/19/1998
It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead ...
Added 3/18/1998
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he ...
Added 3/18/1998
More little Johnny! One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, ...
Added 3/18/1998
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains ...
Added 3/18/1998
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, ...
Added 3/17/1998
It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was
discovered in the Dead Seal Scrolls. If authentic, it would shed light
on the question, "Where do pets come ...
Added 3/15/1998
The Top 14 Nicknames for the President's Member
14. The Speaker of the House
13. Free Willy
12. Presidential Erection
11. The Sin Doctor
10. Hail to the Beef
9. ...
Added 3/12/1998
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded
by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he
says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm ...
Added 3/12/1998
IT'S ALL IN THE INTERPRETATION
WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n.
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and
psychological longing one seeks to have ...
Added 3/12/1998
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle
me Elmo dolls". It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the
boss told her to report for ...
Added 3/10/1998
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of
Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out
of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes ...
Added 3/8/1998
Triple Shots
A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot 3 times in the stomach. She ...
Added 3/5/1998
THE TROUBLE WITH COUNTRY......
There was once a medical student specializing in pathology who truly
wanted to excel in his studies. Without fail, he would daily visit the ...
Added 3/5/1998
DOG FIGHT
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that
if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the
whole world.
One ...
Added 3/5/1998
Two engineers were standing in the park. One had a new bike. The
other said, "Nice bike. How much?" The first said, "It was free." The
other asked, "Wow, how did you get it for ...
Added 3/5/1998
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished,
she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said he was pleased,
and that she was in great shape. ...
Added 3/5/1998
A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled ...
Added 3/5/1998
COULD IT BE?
An older gentleman was standing at a bus stop, observing a young
man with orange, green, and blue spiked hair, a pierced nose ring,
and colored eye makeup.
...
Added 3/4/1998
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his
4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole
event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 ...
Added 3/4/1998
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides ...
Added 3/4/1998
A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their ...
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