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Added 7/21/2001
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children, "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, ...
Added 7/19/2001
The following pseudo-mathematical proof was posted to rec.games.board:
What about this:
We know that women like two things, your time and your money,
therefore...
women ...
Added 7/15/2001
"Hey, boss, I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach
ache, and my legs hurt, I not come work."
The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you today. ...
Added 7/11/2001
15. Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am!
14. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
13. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
...
Added 7/11/2001
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth
was void, without form, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And Satan said, "It doesn't get any ...
Added 7/8/2001
Words wives uses on their husbands...
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are
right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to ...
Added 7/5/2001
Thursday July 5 1:43 PM ET
Missouri Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Reuters) - Fireworks hidden in a Kansas City man's
oven turned out to be a ...
Added 7/1/2001
Friday January 26 12:27 PM ET
Police Not Amused by Breakfast Prank
DALLAS (Reuters) - A police dispatcher who tasted something funny when
she bit into a breakfast tortilla ...
Added 6/29/2001
"But we're not homophobic... we are compassionate towards anyone who
wants to try and give up that kind of lifestyle."
- The Rev Dr. Glenn Davies, rector of St Luke's, Sydney, ...
Added 6/28/2001
Redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I've got a hot date for tonight,
an' I needs me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them thar rubbers
gonna cost me?" To which the ...
Added 6/24/2001
OB-GYN - Most Embarrassing Moment
This is a laugh for all those women out there (and the men who love
them) who so look forward to that wonderful time once a year when they ...
Added 6/24/2001
A revised version of the default Windows startup sound…
Added 6/21/2001
Childrens Book Titles You'll Never See
You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly!
The Protocols of the ...
Added 6/21/2001
Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
to prevent ice cream drips.
My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for ...
Added 6/17/2001
There was a blond bowling team and a brunette bowling team and they
rented a double decker bus to take them to the bowling alley. The blond
team sat in the upper level, and the ...
Added 6/16/2001
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have
decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an eight
year-old again.
I want to go to ...
Added 6/14/2001
A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day,
enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman
walks by and stops. "You poor man," ...
Added 6/10/2001
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was very, very
attracted to him, and during her questions about his life she asked him
how he managed for sex.
"Tarzan not ...
Added 6/7/2001
The Mysteries of Life
1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
2. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
3. Why can't women put ...
Added 6/7/2001
Added 6/3/2001
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I ...
Added 6/1/2001
Some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and
our aging gracefully.
1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion
frames in six wild colors ...
Added 5/28/2001
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car
with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer
at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) ...
Added 5/24/2001
When white man found this land, Indians were running it...
* No Taxes...
* No Debt...
* Plenty Buffalo...
* Plenty beaver!
* Women did most of the work.
* ...
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