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Added 11/28/2001
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
Your orgasms are always real
Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow
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Added 11/26/2001
'Hi, Jack' on plane triggers SWAT team by Shawn D. Lewis / The Detroit News ( http://detnews.com/ ) Waterford - Pilots named Jack, beware. Minutes after a boarding ...
Added 11/25/2001
Mrs. Ashley telephoned the headquarters of the infantry near Great Oaks, her
ancestral home. "This is Mrs. Chauncey
Ashley the Third, and with Thanksgiving coming up, I thought ...
Added 11/19/2001
A guy walks into a doctor's office and stutters, "Da-da-doc, I've ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can't stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?" ...
Added 11/18/2001
Little Johnny and Susie are only ten years old, but they're sure they're in
love and decided they wanted to get married.
Little Johnny bravely approached Susie's father and ...
Added 11/9/2001
Here are some quotes from Hollywood Squares Game Show in the 70's, when
game show's responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are
now. God bless Paul Lynde, Rose ...
Added 11/3/2001
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the ...
Added 11/1/2001
Apparently concerned about the misinterpretation of language at this
highly charged time, Reuters's head of global news, Stephen Jukes, has
directed his staff to avoid the word ...
Added 10/30/2001
This is a real, honest-to-god, piece of SPAM (junk mail) that
I received recently, back before Enron and Worldcom and
other as yet undisclosed corporate crimes.
It's a ...
Added 10/29/2001
WOW.....if Disney only knew!
CINDERELLA
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy ...
Added 10/28/2001
Did you hear Abe Lincoln was Jewish?
He was shot in the temple!
Added 10/28/2001
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain
about splinters when they were making love. Pinocchio, therefore,
went to visit Ghepetto to see if he could help. ...
Added 10/27/2001
I AM THANKFUL FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT BECAUSE SHE IS
HOME WITH ME, NOT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES, BECAUSE ...
Added 10/25/2001
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive.
"Dead," she was informed. "How do you know?", she asked. "Because I pissed in his
ear ...
Added 10/25/2001
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the
morning. "I'm not getting out of ...
Added 10/25/2001
- you launch your see-saw partner into the next county.
- it takes less water to fill the bath tub than it used to.
- the school plays Pomp and Circumference when you ...
Added 10/24/2001
F-16 Jets Force Plane Down In Citrus County
F-16 fighter jets were called into action Tuesday night in Citrus County
to force a plane down.
Authorities said that the plane ...
Added 10/22/2001
Saddam Hussein had a dream and called President George W. Bush to tell
him about it...
"I had a dream about the United States. I could see the whole country and
over every ...
Added 10/8/2001
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed
couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special
requirements for new parishioners. ...
Added 9/30/2001
The IRA have hijacked the Goodyear blimp - they've just bounced it off Big Ben for the 12th time.
Added 9/28/2001
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until
recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure
of different sexual activities. Now ...
Added 9/24/2001
Q: How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.
Added 9/16/2001
1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS?
It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer
from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a ...
Added 9/13/2001
Thursday September 13 8:57 AM ET
Did Nostradamus Really Predict New York Attack?
By Geert De Clercq
SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Internet chat rooms are abuzz with talk that 16th ...
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