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Twelve letters of Christmas

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Well, it is now the Christmas season, and I think it is time for the twelve letters of Christmas... Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Ave. Beaver Valley, CO Dec. 14, ...

...walks into a bar

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Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a salted. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." A sandwich walks into a bar. ...

News of the Weird

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You can view all of the News of the Weird at http://www.newsoftheweird.com/ (We have removed actual News of the Weird items to avoid possible copyright infringement.)

How teaching math has evolved

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Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Math in 1960: A logger ...

Job Woes

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The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a California ...

ANSWER

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Form Letter

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Here is a form letter for those who don't quite know how to say goodbye. select the appropriate section and end relationship.  To (Type in their email address): From (Your ...

10 Questions Not To Ask During A Job Interview

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Top 10 Questions You Should Never Ask When Being Interviewed For A Job : 1. What's your company's policy on severance pay? 2. How long does it take your company's ...

Girlfriend remote

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Finally! Technology has come through with something really useful.
girlfriend remote

Dr. Suess on the Terrorists

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Every U down in U-ville liked U.S. a lot, But the Binch, who lived Far East of U-ville, did not. The Binch hated U.S! the whole U.S. way! Now don't ask me why, for nobody ...

Think of the kittens...

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Think of the kittens...

Working Conditions

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Do you ever feel overworked, over-regulated, under-leisured and under-benefited? Take heart, this notice was found in the ruins of a London office building. It was dated 1852: ...

Accuracy Movement Spreading to Other Memorials

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Accuracy Movement Spreading to Other Memorials Jan 17, 2002 (NEW YORK) The New York City Fire Department commissioned a statue of the famous photo of three firemen hoisting an ...

Sleep wonderful sleep...

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Top 15 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: 15. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. 14. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they ...

Bottle of Wine

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A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby... all alone. He calls the waiter over and ...

The Van Gogh's

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After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh The brother who ate ...

Computer Trouble

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Judy, the editor of trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Dave, the computer guy, over to her desk. Dave clicked a couple of buttons and ...

Firing Squad

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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any ...

 


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