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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his
boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip,
the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred ...
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Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When ...
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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy ...
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I was in the express lane at the store. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. The ...
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What is the most frequently used word on the planet?
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What country is the world's largest producer of opium?
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A young, blonde woman had the windows in
her house replaced with new double insulated,
energy efficient windows.
Twelve months later she gets an irate call from
the ...
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What inspired John Lennon to write the song "Come Together"?
(aside from the drugs, that is)
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M&M's recently announced that purple would become the newest M&M color,
narrowly defeating pink. (Aqua finished a distant third.) This is not the
first time the colors have ...
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Where and when did the lottery begin as a way to generate revenue for the government?
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In a related question, what is the origin of the term "Bingo"?
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One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway, his wonder is cut ...
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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior
that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.
So he called one of ...
