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We've all met this guy at some point...

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"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for choosing to fly with Mandarin Airlines."
As we taxi out to the runway please make yourself comfortable... and for
those of you sitting on ...
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"I'm back, I'm black and I'm chasing young white meat!"
- Eddie Van Halen, apparently suffering some sort of racial identity crisis