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Selections from our extensive library of Arcane Knowledge. New questions are posted weekly. (RETURNING SOON!)
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NOTHING LIKE PULLING TOGETHER FOR THE COMMON GOOD!

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"The only way to get rid of drug addiction in Kuwait is to legalize alcohol."
- Mohammad Rashed al-Hefaiti, candidate for the Kuwaiti parliament.
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1. Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolat"
2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed ...
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THE GEORGE BUSH Virus...
(Causes your computer to think it won the election, even though the motherboard and fatherboard bought it.)
THE AL GORE Virus...
(Causes your ...
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Former Van Halen lead singer David Lee Roth ... and ... Star Trek Voyager's Robert Picardo

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83 things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say:
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1. uh-oh....
2. Oh S***!
3. What the heck?!?
4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO
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Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight
safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that ...
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