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You Know Your From Michigan

You know you are from Michigan when:

- You own only three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup

- You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit

- You have more miles on your snow blower than your car

- You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car

- You have 10 favorite recipes for venison

- You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday ( this is true, they are actually closing down Chrysler for opening day)

- You know which leaves make good toilet paper

- Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas

- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow

- You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons

- The local paper covers national and international news on l/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports.

- The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer

- You attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your snowmobile boots.

- Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout

- You know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.

- The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus

- You drink "Vernors" and play "Euchre"

- You actually 'get' these jokes, and forward them to all your Michigan friends.

- You send this to your Non-Michigan friends and they call you for an explanation.

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