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Why Life is Easy for Men

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview

Your orgasms are always real

Your last name stays put

The garage is all yours

Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow

Wedding plans take care of themselves

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night

Chocolate is just another snack

You can be president

You can wear a white shirt to a water park

Foreplay is optional

You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid

Car mechanics tell you the truth

You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut or not.

The world is your urinal

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky

You don't have to schedule sex, vacations, wearing that new outfit, etc. around your reproductive system

Same work more pay

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