Visiting the hospital...
A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital, when
during her tour of floors, she passed a room where a male patient
"Oh my GOD!" said the woman. "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing
The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am sorry, but this
man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he
will die within minutes."
"Oh, that's terrible," said the woman.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was
performing oral sex on a different male patient. "OH my GOD!" said
the woman, "How can that be justified?"
The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan..."