Visiting the hospital...
A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital, when
during her tour of floors, she passed a room where a male patient
was masturbating.
"Oh my GOD!" said the woman. "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing
that?"
The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am sorry, but this
man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he
will die within minutes."
"Oh, that's terrible," said the woman.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was
performing oral sex on a different male patient. "OH my GOD!" said
the woman, "How can that be justified?"
The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan..."
