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Inventions


A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek said, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian said, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek said, "We had great mathematicians." The Italian said, "We had the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on it continued, until the Greek said, "We invented sex."

The Italian said, "That is true... but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."




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