Redneck on a computer
Top 10 Ways to tell if a redneck has been on a computer:
10. Monitor is up on blocks
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them
8. The 6 front keys have rotted out
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts stored in them
6. The numeric keypad only goes to 7
5. The password is ‘Buba'
4. There is a gun carrier mounted on the CPU
3. There is a SKOAL can on the CD-ROM drive
2. The keyboard is camouflaged
and finally #1:
The mouse is referred to as ‘critter'