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Redneck on a computer

Top 10 Ways to tell if a redneck has been on a computer:

10. Monitor is up on blocks

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them

8. The 6 front keys have rotted out

7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts stored in them

6. The numeric keypad only goes to 7

5. The password is ‘Buba'

4. There is a gun carrier mounted on the CPU

3. There is a SKOAL can on the CD-ROM drive

2. The keyboard is camouflaged

and finally #1:

The mouse is referred to as ‘critter'

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