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A redneck, a sheep, and a dog

A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of ...

Family Planning

Redneck birth control After having their 11th child, a Missouri couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his ...

Family Tree

Redneck Family Tree Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair ...

How to make a redneck cry

Sunday, September 30, 2018   (40 posts)
The Jim Beam whiskey warehouse in Bardstown, Kentucky went up in flames yesterday...  ...

Is Bush losing the redneck vote?

Wednesday, September 5, 2018   (8 posts)
Here we see Janice King, member of a small but growing new political movement, "Rednecks for Kerry"... ...

Jed shares some redneck slang with his chat buddies...

"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!" "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." "I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style." "This'll jar your ...

Jesus and the redneck

The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and ...

Logic

IS THAT LOGICAL? Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, ...

Lunch ...

"Lunch" An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, ...

Redneck Joke

Redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I've got a hot date for tonight, an' I needs me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them thar rubbers gonna cost me?" To which the ...

Redneck letter

Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most ...

Redneck Limo

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Redneck Luxuries

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Redneck murders stump investigators

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: 1.The DNA's all the same 2.There's no dental record

Redneck on a computer

Top 10 Ways to tell if a redneck has been on a computer: 10. Monitor is up on blocks 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them 8. The 6 front keys have rotted out ...

Redneck Rules of Etiquette

Redneck Rules of Etiquette ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at ...

REDNECK SEX TEST

REDNECK SEX TEST 1. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False 2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or ...

Valentine's Day love poem

A Redneck Valentine Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze. ...

What Southerners Know...

Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption and that you don't "have" them, but "pitch" them. Nobody but a true Southerner knows how many ...

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A YANKEE IF

ARE NORTHERNERS "BLUE-NECKS"? By now I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern cousins: YOU ...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN... 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner ...

 


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