Redneck Jokes
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They
found themselves stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while,
they got into the habit of ...
Redneck birth control
After having their 11th child, a Missouri couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his ...
Redneck Family Tree
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair ...
Wednesday, March 24, 2021 (27 posts)
The Jim Beam whiskey warehouse in Bardstown, Kentucky went up in flames yesterday... ...
Saturday, December 4, 2004 (4 posts)
Here we see Janice King, member of a small but growing new political movement, "Rednecks for Kerry"...
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"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style."
"This'll jar your ...
The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and ...
IS THAT LOGICAL?
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and
thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to
see the counselor, ...
"Lunch"
An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and
the Irishman said, ...
Redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I've got a hot date for tonight,
an' I needs me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them thar rubbers
gonna cost me?" To which the ...
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We
don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read
in the newspaper that most ...
Recently spotted on eBay...
Redneck Swimming Pool...
Redneck Yacht...
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:
1.The DNA's all the same
2.There's no dental record
Top 10 Ways to tell if a redneck has been on a computer:
10. Monitor is up on blocks
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them
8. The 6 front keys have rotted out
...
Redneck Rules of Etiquette
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at ...
REDNECK SEX TEST
1. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or ...
A Redneck Valentine
Kudzu is green,
my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flapping in the breeze. ...
Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a
conniption and that you don't "have" them, but "pitch" them.
Nobody but a true Southerner knows how many ...
ARE NORTHERNERS "BLUE-NECKS"?
By now I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are
some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern cousins:
YOU ...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN...
1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth
than your spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the
dinner ...
