Redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I've got a hot date for tonight,
an' I needs me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them thar rubbers
gonna cost me?" To which the pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of
condoms is $4.99 with tax." To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd
A'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?!"