Bumper Stickers 2
Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.
Horn Broken, Watch for Finger
If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a Jeep)
Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.
Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.
GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.
If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut??
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Axe me about Ebonics
Boldly going nowhere
Cat: The other white meat
Don't be sexist - broads hate that!
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.