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Bumper Stickers 2

Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.

Horn Broken, Watch for Finger

If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a Jeep)

Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.

Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.

GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.

If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut??

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Axe me about Ebonics

Boldly going nowhere

Cat: The other white meat

Don't be sexist - broads hate that!

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

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