Another true blonde story...
				
					
				
				
				
				The Baltimore Police Department, famous for it's superior K-9 unit, was 
somewhat taken back by a recent incident. 
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked 
and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. 
The police dispatcher broadcasted the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit 
patrolling nearby was the first on the scene. 
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman 
ran out on the porch, sat down on the steps put her face in her hands and 
moaned: 
"I come home to find all my possessions stolen." 
"I call the police for help, and what do they do?" 
"They send me a BLIND policeman!"