WW WA PP ATR
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility.
However, each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant
aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants Ladies
room, but cautioned him not to press any of this buttons
There next to the paper roll were 4 buttons marked:
WW WA PP ATR
Making the mistake sooooo many men makes of not listening to a
woman, he disregarded what she said, when curiosity got the best of
him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle
flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.
He thought "WOW"! these gals really have it nice!" So a little more
boldly, he pressed the WA button, Body Temperature Warm Air blew
across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably. "AH-HA"! he thought,
"no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kind
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft disposable
Powder Puff swung below and dusted his bottom lightly with talc. "Man,
this is great!" he thought, as he reached for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off, so
in confusion, he buzzed the nurse to find out where he was and what
He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the
Ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time,
until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button; By the way,
your penis is under your pillow".