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Tourist Questions


Actual tourist questions as complied by the Tampa Bay Convention & Visitors Bureau...

- Is Sunday brunch only served on Sunday?

- My sister always wanted to come to Florida. Do you have any suggestions of where I can spread her ashes?

- Which of your beaches is closest to the ocean?

- Is Tampa the capital of Key West?

- What time is the 1 o'clock dive show?

- I am going to be coming to Tampa Bay in six months. Will you be having a hurricane when I get there?




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