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Three important people

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner He told them: "I need three important people to send my message out to all people. Tomorrow I will destroy the earth"

Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them:

"I have two very bad news items for you:

1. God really exists, and

2. Tomorrow He will destroy the earth"

Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them:

"I have Good news and Bad News:

1. The good news is: God really does exist

2. The bad news is: tomorrow He's destroying the earth"

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced:

"I have two fantastic announcements

1. I am one of three most important people on earth

2. The Year 2000 problem is solved"

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