Three important people
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner
with God. During dinner He told them: "I need three important people
to send my message out to all people. Tomorrow I will destroy the earth"
Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them:
"I have two very bad news items for you:
1. God really exists, and
2. Tomorrow He will destroy the earth"
Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and
"I have Good news and Bad News:
1. The good news is: God really does exist
2. The bad news is: tomorrow He's destroying the earth"
Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced:
"I have two fantastic announcements
1. I am one of three most important people on earth
2. The Year 2000 problem is solved"