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The Baby

After a woman gave birth to her baby, her Dr. stood solemnly at her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong," the alarmed mother asked?

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my Gosh that's wonderful!" The woman exclaimed. "You mean it has a penis and a brain?"

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