The Baby
After a woman gave birth to her baby, her Dr. stood solemnly at her
bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby."
"What's wrong," the alarmed mother asked?
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
"What's that?"
"It means your baby has both male and female parts."
"Oh my Gosh that's wonderful!" The woman exclaimed. "You mean it has a
penis and a brain?"
