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She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She tripped over the cordless phone.

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Sagittarius.

If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes were committed around the home, she moved.

It took her months to figure out she could use her AM radio at night.

She was staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "concentrate".

She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

She told me to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.

When she was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

Under education on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

She studied for a blood test and failed.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

She sold her car so she would have gas money.

She looked into a box of Cheerio's and said, "OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!"

She couldn't be a pharmacist because she can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.

What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?

A dope ring.

What's the definition of "eternity?"

4 blondes at a 4-way stop.

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?

An air pocket.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A whine cellar.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?

"This goes in front"

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