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Ronald Reagan Quotes

The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take a civil-service exam.

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes. (Said during a radio microphone test, 1984)

Republicans believe every day is 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15.

The best social program is a productive job for anyone who's willing to work.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

I hope you're all Republicans. (to surgeons as he entered the operating room following his assassination attempt)

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