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Quote of the Week 3

"A cageful of drunken monkeys is like a cocktail party."

-- Frank Ervin, a professor of psychiatry at McGill University, who is currently studying what happens when you liquor up a whole bunch of vervet monkeys. Apparently, about five percent of them are "seriously abusive binge drinkers". Good to know, if you ever find yourself sitting in a bar drinking with a monkey.

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