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Questions & Answers


Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?

A: They take the psycho path.

Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?

A: "Dam!"

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

A: Polaroid's.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A: A stick.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

A: Nacho Cheese.

Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?

A: Subordinate Clauses.

Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A: A nervous wreck.

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A: Right where you left him.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

A: Because they have big fingers

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

A: Sanka.

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

A: The location of the dirt bag.

Q: Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?

A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?

A: Jack.

Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on it!

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A: Tame way, unique up on it!

Q: What do you call skydiving lawyers?

A: Skeet.

Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?

A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

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