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I have six locks on my door, all in a row. when I go out, I lock every other one. I figure, no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking 3.

* Elayne Boosier

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans suffer from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are OK, than its you.

* Rita Mae Brown

My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.

* Ron Richards

I always wanted to be somebody but I should have been more specific.

* Lily Tomlin

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell "Whoa, I'm way too high.

* by Bruce Baum

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