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If Microsoft build cars

How would our lifes be different if Microsoft built cars?

1. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas.

2. You would constantly be pressured to upgrade your car.

3. You could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you bought Car '95 or Car NT; but then , you'd have to buy more seats.

4. Occasioanally, your car would just die for no reason, and you would have to restart it. And for some strange reason, you'd just accept this as normal.

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