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Hunting Accident

Two men are hunting in the woods when one of them suddenly falls to the ground. He doesn't appear to be breathing. The second man pulls out his cell phone and dials 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says, "Okay, just take it easy. First let's make sure he's really dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line and says "Okay, now what?"

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