He's Not Good Looking
Two buddies were sitting at the bar in a singles' club
and talking about another guy who was sitting at the
other end of the bar.
"I don't get it," complained the first guy, "He's
not good looking, he has absolutely no taste in clothes,
and he drives a beat up wreck of a car... yet he always
manages to go home with the most beautiful women here!"
"Yeah," replies his buddy, "He's not even a very good
conversationalist, all he does is sit there and lick his