While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife
Peg listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands
and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently, and whispered,
"Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"
The rest of the story is not pleasant.