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Dr. Seuss on Aging


Dr. Seuss on Aging


I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh, my God, what can I do?



My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My mood is bad - can you tell?



My body's drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my ass




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