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Douglas Adams Quotes

Douglas Adams Quotes...

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.

It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Komodo dragons sleep headfirst in large burrows. It is a very, very, very bad idea to even think of pulling its tail.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

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