Definitions 2
ADULTERY - The wrong people doing the right thing.
ALIMONY - The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
BABY - A hollow tube with a loud voice at one end
and a complete lack of responsibility at the other end.
CANNIBAL - One who is apt to pass his best friend.
CHIVALRY - A mans inclination to defend a woman
against every man but himself.
CONSTIPATION - To have and to hold.
COOKIE - A virgin doughnut.
DECOY - A flashlight in the pants pocket.
DIARY - Book of revelations.
DOCTOR - A lucky fellow who is privileged to undress
women and go all over them without getting his face slapped.
FATHER'S DAY - Nine months before labor day.
GENTLEMAN - One who is always careful to rest at
least half his weight on his elbows.
HORSE SHOW - A lot of horses showing their asses to
a lot of horses' asses showing their horses.
HUSBAND - What is left after the nerve has been killed.
KEPT WOMAN - One who wears mink all day and fox all
night.
A KISS - Upper persuasion for lower invasion;
upstairs shopping for downstairs merchandise.
MORNING - The time of day when the rising generation
retires, and the retiring generation arises.
NURSE - A pan handler.
NURSERY - A place to park last years fun until it
grows up a bit.
PAPOOSE - Consolation prize for taking a chance on
an Indian blanket.
PIMP - A crack salesman; a nookie bookie.
SIN - Anything the other fellow enjoys and you don't.
SPRING FEVER - When the iron in your blood turns to
lead in your pencil.
STORK - The bird that had none of the fun in
bringing the babies.
TAXIDERMIST - A man who mounts animals.
VIRGIN WOOL - Wool from a sheep that can outrun a
sheep herder.
