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Beer Quotes

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I ...

Beer Quotes 2

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. ...

Bush quote

Before the election, Bush was asked by Oprah Winfrey if he worried about what other people think of him. He replied... "I care what 51 percent of the people think of me."

Computer related quotes

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. - Anderson, Jeremy S. If you put a billion monkeys in ...

Dog Quotes

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."  - Anonymous  "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are ...

Donald Rumsfeld Quotes

Congress, the press, and the bureaucracy too often focus on how much money or effort is spent, rather than whether the money or effort actually achieves the announced goal. When ...

Douglas Adams Quotes

Douglas Adams Quotes... Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. In the beginning the Universe was ...

Famous Quotes on Sex

Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? ...

George W. Bush Quotes

George W. Bush quotes: "Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it." "It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term." "I think we ...

Interesting quotes

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you ...

Medical quotes

The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph.D., for the Journal of Court Reporting. ...


NOT SO FAMOUS QUOTES I have six locks on my door, all in a row. when I go out, I lock every other one. I figure, no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, ...

Presidential Quotes

What US president once said "It is a good thing I am not a woman, as I would always be pregnant, for I cannot say no"

Prince Philip quotes

Queen Elizabeth's husband, Prince Philip, recently got into trouble for telling a young boy he was too fat to be an astronaut. Here then are a few other choice quotes from ...


A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism. - Carl Sagan


Who originally said... "My greatest wish is that none of my children become lawyers."

Quote (2)

Who said "A sewer worker is like a brain surgeon. We're both specialists."

Quote 2

"The Bible shows us the way to go to Heaven, but not the way the heavens go." - Galileo Galilei (16th century astronomer)

Quote 3

"A philosopher sees the earth as a large planet, traveling through the heavens, covered with fools" - Bernard le Bovier de Fontenelle (17th century French philosopher)

Quote of the Day

"Sure I've got one. It's a perfect twenty-twenty." - Duane Thomas, Dallas Cowboys halfback, answering a question on whether he has an IQ

Quote of the Day 2

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads." - Vlade Divac, Los Angeles Lakers

Quote of the Day 3

It's a good thing I was born a woman, or I'd have been a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Quote of the Day 4

Monica Lewinsky (on CNN's Larry King Live discussing her miraculous Jenny Craig weight-loss) : "I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me."

Quote of the Week

"[Some parents] want their Ambers and their Alexanders to grow up in a cozy womb of non-competition, where everybody shares tofu, and Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad ...


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