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Little Johnny


Little Johnny (1)

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have ...

Little Johnny (2)

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN  Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he ...

Little Johnny (3)

More little Johnny!  One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, ...

Little Johnny (4)

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains ...

Little Johnny (about his dad)

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living. The first little girl says: ...

Little Johnny (and the moral of the story is...)

and the moral of the story is..... One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of story and then conclude with the moral of that story. ...

Little Johnny (and the policeman)

A policeman on horseback is at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his bike. The policeman smiles down at the kid and says, "Nice bike you got there. Santa bring that ...

Little Johnny (Answers to Questions)

Little Johnny asks his mother one day, "Mom, how old are you?". His mother replies, "Now Johnny, you cannot ask a woman's age. That is not polite". The next day Little Johnny ...

Little Johnny (by the river)

Little Johnny is standing at the side of a river, weeping. His tears are streaming down his cheeks. An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him. "What is the matter, young ...

Little Johnny (dads)

A Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living. Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail." Little Jack says: "My Dad is a ...

Little Johnny (fascinate)

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." ...

Little Johnny (fireman)

A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled ...

Little Johnny (getting married)

Little Johnny and Susie are only ten years old, but they're sure they're in love and decided they wanted to get married. Little Johnny bravely approached Susie's father and ...

Little Johnny (in love)

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so ...

Little Johnny (misc)

A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year-old Little Johnny answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy, is your mother home?" ...

Little Johnny (more Little Johnny)

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, ...

Little Johnny (on philosophy)

LITTLE JOHNNY ON... PHILOSOPHY: A Teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" He replies, "None, they ...

Little Johnny (on sex)

LITTLE JOHNNY ON SEX Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick in preparation of sex ...

Little Johnny (quick ones)

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little ...

Little Johnny (right and wrong)

Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into ...

Little Johnny (show-and-tell)

One Monday morning, Little Johnny's kindergarten teacher, Miss Needlemeyer, decided to have a special show-and-tell session in which each child could tell about something ...

Little Johnny (tomcat)

A teacher puts a photograph of a tomcat on the blackboard, and proceeds to ask the class, if they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat. Little Mary has the first ...

Little Johnny (where is Jesus today )

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. ...

Little Johnny (who said...)

It was the end of the school year. The teacher had turned in her grades; there was nothing really for the class to do. All the kids were restless and it was near the end of the ...

 


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