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A blonde dials 911...

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering ...

A Blonde, a Blonde

A blond was sitting in first class on a non-stop flight from Los Angeles to New York. The stewardess came up and asked her if she had a ticket for first-class and the blond ...

Another true blonde story...

The Baltimore Police Department, famous for it's superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident. Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her ...

Blonde Bank Robbery

Two blondes decide to rob a bank. the first blonde goes over their plan over and over to the other blonde. They pull up in front of the bank in there getaway car and the first ...

Blonde Breast Stroke Competition

A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the ...

Blonde goes horseback riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into ...

Blonde in a Hailstorm

A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw ...

Blonde inventions

Top 10 Blond Inventions 1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A ...

Blonde Joke

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was ...

Blonde joke (a short one)

Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: A golden retriever

Blonde Joke 10

A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of "dumb blonde" jokes, when a blonde woman in the 4th ...

Blonde Joke 11

The police academy instructor was conducting an in-class survey, questioning three blonde female officers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in ...

Blonde Joke 12

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and finally after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. ...

Blonde Joke 13

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and ...

Blonde Joke 14

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was at zero when the little blond got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make ...

Blonde Joke 15

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peal off prize. She pull off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I ...

Blonde Joke 16

WILL HE JUMP? A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says " ...

Blonde Joke 17

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind ...

Blonde Joke 2

A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt. "Why are you wearing a Thank God it's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?" "Oh shit!" the blonde says, "I ...

Blonde Joke 3

A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a ...

Blonde Joke 4

Two blondes are going to Disneyland. They were driving down the freeway and saw a sign that said "Disneyland left", so they turned around and went home.

Blonde Joke 5

This blonde walked into a store and after looking around says, "Can I please buy that TV?" The clerk says, "Sorry we don't serve blondes here." The next day she walked into the ...

Blonde Joke 6

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and ...

Blonde Joke 7

A blonde is going on her first trip overseas. She drives all the way to Miami to apply for a passport. In the passport office, the government official sees that she is visibly ...

 

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