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Cat Haiku

You never feed me.

Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.

That will sure show you.

I need a new toy.

Tail of black dog keeps good time.

Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!

The rule for today:

Touch my tail, I shred your hand.

New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound,

Cat vomit hairball somewhere.

Will find in morning.

Grace personified,

I leap into the window.

I meant to do that.

The mighty hunter

Returns with gifts of plump birds,

Your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.

Well, let's see you ignore my

sitting on your hands.

Kitty like plastic.

Confuses for litter box.

Don't leave tarp around.

Small brave carnivores

Kill pine cones and mosquitoes

Fear vacuum cleaner

Wanna go outside.

Oh, no! Help! I got outside!

Let me back inside!

Cats meow out of angst

"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!

We could break so much!"

Litter box not here.

You must have moved it again.

I'll poop in the sink.

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