Beer Quotes 2
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish
and worry about my liver."
-- by Jack Handy
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
-- Ernest Hemingway
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
-- William Butler Yeats
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henny Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the
time and have the time of your life.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall
asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo,let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- Brian O'Rourke
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza.
-- Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in
-- Dave Barry