A Real Cowboy
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and
chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to
him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked
him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I have
spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses,
mending fences, I guess I am."
After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've
never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I
spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the
morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything
seems to make me think of women."
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A
couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" To
which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that
I'm a lesbian."