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Alabama Traffic Stop

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets  pulled over by a sheriff's deputy in Opp , Alabama . He thinks that he is smarter than  the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better  education then any cop from Alabama .  He  decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Alabama deputy's  expense.

The deputy says," License and  registration, please."  "What for?" says the lawyer.

The deputy says, "You didn't come  to a complete stop at the stop sign." Then the lawyer says, "I slowed  down, and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a  complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please."

The lawyer says, "What's the  difference?" "The difference is you have to  come to complete stop, that's the law.  License and registration,  please!" the Deputy says.

Lawyer says, "If you can show me  the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and  registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give  me the ticket." "That sounds fair.  Please  exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.

So the lawyer gets out of his car.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow  down?"

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