CONDI CHOKES ON MRE AND VOMITS ON US TROOPS DURING SURPRISE VISIT TO IRAQ
| dctoast |
Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 11:58 AM |
BAGHDAD IRAQ - While on a surprise visit to Iraq Condi Rice sat down with troops to have lunch and was handed a MRE by a troop sitting next to her. With a surprised look on her face, she inquired about what had happened to the lunch tat she had brought with her from Washington D.C. which reportedly was specially prepared by the White House Chef consisting of smoked Salmon and scrambled Quayle eggs. The troops insisted that she join them for lunch.
After fumbling with the box which contained beef mac and an item which the troops called the four fingers of death she was assisted by Specialist Fred Balinger of New York who showed her how to eat the meal.
"Oh my god" Miss Rice exclaimed as she tore open the Beef Mac pack. Plastic spoon in hand, she scooped out the contents and raised the spoon to her mouth. With all the troops looking on she gave a nervous smile, and daintily placed the contents in her mouth and attempted to swallow the contents.
She gagged, then gulped the beef mac, and proceeded to vomit on the troop sitting next to her.
Quickly standing she apologized and then turned to the other troops and proceeded to once again vomit on another troop.
State department officials quickly whisked Miss Rice out a side exit and later issued a statement in which she apologized for the vomit incident and what they referred to as the "stomach flu" which caused it. One troop joked that he'd had his fifth MRE so far and "none of them had an exit strategy
| Guest |
Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 3:16 PM |
Yeah..... stomach flu, sure!!!
Tony
| Guest |
Monday, June 11, 2007 at 3:34 PM |
"5 MREs not having an exit strategy" is an old Al Franken joke from, what, 2003?
| Guest |
Monday, June 11, 2007 at 5:35 PM |
mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha stupid bitch.
we used to eat MRE's on scout trips all the time, not great, but not too bad either.
nothing shows you support the troops more than projectile vomiting on several of them.
| Guest |
Monday, June 11, 2007 at 7:19 PM |
She is a gag queen!!!, Ask Georg!!!!
| Guest |
Monday, June 11, 2007 at 11:02 PM |
Can anyone corroborate this? I spent a grand total of 2 minutes browsing (ok not alot) and found no other mention of this.
| Guest |
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 2:15 AM |
I think it's a joke. But then, so is Condi.
| Guest |
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 2:28 AM |
"Troop" is not a word to designate a soldier. A "troop" is traditionally a military unit, usually Cavalry, and though "troops" is now used for active duty military, the singular is "soldier" (or "sailor").
| Guest |
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 5:59 AM |
I thought George had taught Condi to be able to suppress her gag reflex!
| Guest |
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 6:01 AM |
No, you're thinking of Jeff Gannon/Jim Guckert.
| Guest |
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 12:57 PM |
<.she has no clue what it is like there, nor do many, the food is gawd awful, living conditions awful, showers rare, change of clothing rare, she is clueless in Prada..
| Guest |
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 1:00 PM |
Wow did she ruin her new 300 dolalr suit, get it on her Monolos, and or her silky blouse...hope her makeup did not run..and gee too bad about the gromet meal sent with her..of salmon and such..how dare she eat that in a war xone...gee did they carry a porta potty just for her use too so not to have to use the bi ones in field..
Heloo silly woman...your gag relex is poor i thought George traine dya betta..
| Guest |
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 1:01 PM |
<. best think i ever heard..she lost her cookies..and in public...stomach bug my heiny...they sent in her big fat meal.of salmon and was it eggs benedict...how rude..all should have been sent that meal...heem....poor baby....>>
| Guest |
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 1:10 PM |
When are the treason trials going to begin for Bush, Cheney Halliburton, Rumsfeld, Rice, Rove, and Gonzales... with all possible penalties for treason on the plate?
Cheers,
Lori R. Price
Mgr., Citizens For Legitimate Government
http://www.legitgov.org/
| Guest |
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 6:00 PM |
Could it be that Condi is one of the evil Reptilians and cannot digest ordinary food? Why did she have a "special" meal prepared for the occasion?
| Guest |
Wednesday, June 13, 2007 at 10:53 AM |
Maybe old girl has found herself in family way, making Dumya a daddy again.