Top Ten times in history when using the 'F' word was appropriate
Number10:
"Scattered @#$% ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
Number 9:
"How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagorus, 126 BC
Number 8:
"You want WHAT on the @#$%-ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
Number 7
"Where did all those @#$%-ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
Number 6:
"It does so @#$%-ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
Number 5:
"Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
Number 4:
"Any @#$%-ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
Number 3:
"What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
Number 2
"I need this parade like I need a @#$%-ing hole in the head!"
-- JFK, 1963
The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F"
word in history…
"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1997
