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What kind of foods should I be eating in order to produce the smelliest farts?


Guest Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 6:17 PM


Curtis Friday, May 18, 2007 at 12:32 AM

Beef.  And beer.  Together in large amounts.


Guest Sunday, May 20, 2007 at 5:20 PM

I'm only 15 so beer's out of the question but I'll certainly be asking my mum for beef sandwiches in my packed lunch from now on.


Curtis Monday, May 21, 2007 at 1:49 AM

Mum must be proud.  : )


Guest Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 7:13 PM

Not yet, not until I can clear a disco dance floor with a pump worthy to match hers will she be proud.


AgaricX Wednesday, May 23, 2007 at 9:46 AM

Fart smell is primarily hydrogen sulfide gas (smell from sulfur) and mercaptans. Nitrogenous compounds like skatole and indole give it a different, pungent smell. The more sulfur you consume, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the stench increases.  If you eat eggs, meat, and cauliflower in large quantities, you should be able to clear that room.

By the way if you can get your hands on the chemical carbon disulfide, you can make your own synthetic farts.  That stuff stanks!

PS - beans really don't produce any smell except mudd-butt.


Hot Rod Monday, May 28, 2007 at 4:39 AM

I see a lot of drink beer answers, but you must pick a particular beer and that is Old Milwaukee.  Trust me on this one.  It is what my brother drinks and he made me gag when he popped his colon!


Guest Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 8:21 PM

I've been eating boiled eggs the last couple of days and the results have been astounding.  There's nothing like dropping an eggy one next to your work mate then legging it before he knows you've laid one.


Guest Friday, June 08, 2007 at 2:26 PM

Eat your own poop and that will give you very smelly farts.


Curtis Friday, June 08, 2007 at 9:25 PM

and you know this how?


Guest Friday, July 13, 2007 at 5:23 PM

Eggs with black beans & rice...  Eat this for breakfast then again at lunchtime... within an hour after lunch, you'll be your own weapon of mass destruction.


Guest Thursday, September 06, 2007 at 5:51 PM

eat a teaspoon of cat scat mixed with a hard boiled egg, and then lather the egg in anchoive paste.  Follow it up an hour later with one can of original flavored stagg brand chili.  you will be quite suprised  how bad you will stink!


Guest Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 6:07 AM

try salt with astafoetida, lemon extract, ginger, black pepper and garlic...

all to be mixed in powder form.

m sure u will b the best!


Guest Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 1:33 PM

I pooped my diaper


Guest Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 1:34 PM

Radishes give me the best gas mmmmmm


Guest Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 4:36 AM

cabbage, sour crout ,


Guest Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 3:24 PM

white castle hamburgers


Guest Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 5:55 AM

broccolli


Guest Saturday, January 19, 2008 at 1:46 AM

cabbage
beans
corn
bell peppers
cauliflower
milk
bread
eggs
beer
raisins
carbonated drinks
onions
broccoli
rutabega
brussel sprouts
beets
carrots
cauliflower
corn
cucumbers
leeks
lettuce
parsley
sweet peppers
peanuts
peas
granola
oat bran
pistachios
bagels
chili
pasta
peanut butter
tofu


Guest Thursday, January 31, 2008 at 10:20 AM

eggy bread or french toast


Guest Thursday, January 31, 2008 at 10:21 AM

I consumed rats cheese and that night dropped a bomb. got done for mansluaghter.


Guest Thursday, January 31, 2008 at 10:22 AM

The intake of the juices from the felopian tube usually allow me to produce a WMD in my room..


Curtis Thursday, January 31, 2008 at 9:27 PM

That's just... disturbing.  Seek help.


Guest Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 12:03 AM

eggs ,beer and pineapple


Guest Monday, November 17, 2008 at 8:37 PM

Guinness beer, or any heavy beer, stout, ale, etc. will turn you inside out!


Guest Saturday, January 17, 2009 at 12:38 PM

wtf is wrong with you people?


Curtis Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 4:30 PM

LOL  Yeah...


Guest Thursday, March 05, 2009 at 3:48 AM

Baked beans


Guest Friday, October 23, 2009 at 8:21 AM

hahaha omg this page mead me lol so much :P
my boyfriend farted the toherday and then wafted at me i was nearly sick


Guest Monday, March 15, 2010 at 7:05 AM

Dark beer, stout, porter, etc., and very heavily seasoned beef fajitas.


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