What kind of foods should I be eating in order to produce the smelliest farts?
| Guest |
Thursday, May 17, 2007 at 6:17 PM |
| Curtis |
Friday, May 18, 2007 at 12:32 AM |
Beef. And beer. Together in large amounts.
| Guest |
Sunday, May 20, 2007 at 5:20 PM |
I'm only 15 so beer's out of the question but I'll certainly be asking my mum for beef sandwiches in my packed lunch from now on.
| Curtis |
Monday, May 21, 2007 at 1:49 AM |
Mum must be proud. : )
| Guest |
Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 7:13 PM |
Not yet, not until I can clear a disco dance floor with a pump worthy to match hers will she be proud.
| AgaricX |
Wednesday, May 23, 2007 at 9:46 AM |
Fart smell is primarily hydrogen sulfide gas (smell from sulfur) and mercaptans. Nitrogenous compounds like skatole and indole give it a different, pungent smell. The more sulfur you consume, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the stench increases. If you eat eggs, meat, and cauliflower in large quantities, you should be able to clear that room.
By the way if you can get your hands on the chemical carbon disulfide, you can make your own synthetic farts. That stuff stanks!
PS - beans really don't produce any smell except mudd-butt.
| Hot Rod |
Monday, May 28, 2007 at 4:39 AM |
I see a lot of drink beer answers, but you must pick a particular beer and that is Old Milwaukee. Trust me on this one. It is what my brother drinks and he made me gag when he popped his colon!
| Guest |
Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 8:21 PM |
I've been eating boiled eggs the last couple of days and the results have been astounding. There's nothing like dropping an eggy one next to your work mate then legging it before he knows you've laid one.
| Guest |
Friday, June 08, 2007 at 2:26 PM |
Eat your own poop and that will give you very smelly farts.
| Curtis |
Friday, June 08, 2007 at 9:25 PM |
and you know this how?
| Guest |
Friday, July 13, 2007 at 5:23 PM |
Eggs with black beans & rice... Eat this for breakfast then again at lunchtime... within an hour after lunch, you'll be your own weapon of mass destruction.
| Guest |
Thursday, September 06, 2007 at 5:51 PM |
eat a teaspoon of cat scat mixed with a hard boiled egg, and then lather the egg in anchoive paste. Follow it up an hour later with one can of original flavored stagg brand chili. you will be quite suprised how bad you will stink!
| Guest |
Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 6:07 AM |
try salt with astafoetida, lemon extract, ginger, black pepper and garlic...
all to be mixed in powder form.
m sure u will b the best!
| Guest |
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 1:33 PM |
I pooped my diaper
| Guest |
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 1:34 PM |
Radishes give me the best gas mmmmmm
| Guest |
Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 4:36 AM |
cabbage, sour crout ,
| Guest |
Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 3:24 PM |
white castle hamburgers
| Guest |
Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 5:55 AM |
broccolli
| Guest |
Saturday, January 19, 2008 at 1:46 AM |
cabbage
beans
corn
bell peppers
cauliflower
milk
bread
eggs
beer
raisins
carbonated drinks
onions
broccoli
rutabega
brussel sprouts
beets
carrots
cauliflower
corn
cucumbers
leeks
lettuce
parsley
sweet peppers
peanuts
peas
granola
oat bran
pistachios
bagels
chili
pasta
peanut butter
tofu
| Guest |
Thursday, January 31, 2008 at 10:20 AM |
eggy bread or french toast
| Guest |
Thursday, January 31, 2008 at 10:21 AM |
I consumed rats cheese and that night dropped a bomb. got done for mansluaghter.
| Guest |
Thursday, January 31, 2008 at 10:22 AM |
The intake of the juices from the felopian tube usually allow me to produce a WMD in my room..
| Curtis |
Thursday, January 31, 2008 at 9:27 PM |
That's just... disturbing. Seek help.
| Guest |
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 12:03 AM |
eggs ,beer and pineapple
| Guest |
Monday, November 17, 2008 at 8:37 PM |
Guinness beer, or any heavy beer, stout, ale, etc. will turn you inside out!
| Guest |
Saturday, January 17, 2009 at 12:38 PM |
wtf is wrong with you people?
| Curtis |
Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 4:30 PM |
LOL Yeah...
| Guest |
Thursday, March 05, 2009 at 3:48 AM |
Baked beans
| Guest |
Friday, October 23, 2009 at 8:21 AM |
hahaha omg this page mead me lol so much :P
my boyfriend farted the toherday and then wafted at me i was nearly sick
| Guest |
Monday, March 15, 2010 at 7:05 AM |
Dark beer, stout, porter, etc., and very heavily seasoned beef fajitas.