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Added 2/5/1999
The Best Chain Letter a Woman Will Ever Get
This chain letter started in the hopes of bringing relief and happiness to tired housewives. It has, however, expanded its usefulness ...
Added 2/3/1999
Why Men Can't Win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job ...
Added 2/3/1999
More buzz words to laugh at... and then incorporate into daily life (at
least for your fellow office dwellers)
Dilbert's latest vocabulary additions: NEW WORDS FOR THE 90'S: ...
Added 1/29/1999
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all
things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30
years, he happily retired. Several years later ...
Added 1/29/1999
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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
...
Added 1/29/1999
True story - Neil Armstrong
Truth is stranger than fiction
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong
first walked on the moon, not only gave his famous
"one small step ...
Added 1/28/1999
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in
her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going
down the hall an old man jumps out of a ...
Added 1/27/1999
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any
skin from her body because she ...
Added 1/27/1999
The Amish and Elevators...
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially two shiny, silver walls in the ...
Added 1/26/1999
Added 1/24/1999
THE DIVORCE A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice ...
Added 1/21/1999
A blonde woman competed with a brunette
woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast
Stroke division of an English Channel swim
competition. The brunette came in first,
the ...
Added 1/20/1999
Best case scenario.
January 4, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation
time over the past 100 year(s). ...
Added 1/20/1999
SCAM ALERT! WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY!
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THIS IS SERIOUS!
If you get an envelope from a company called the "Internal Revenue
Service," DO NOT OPEN IT!
...
Added 1/19/1999
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subject: WARNING
DO TAKE TIME TO READ THIS....IT IS WORTH IT......
Watch out for Badtimes.
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immed. Do not open it. ...
Added 1/15/1999
A LITTLE REFLECTION ON LIFE AS A MALE
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no
passion. ...
Added 1/15/1999
Man Crashes Car As 50 Pagers Ring At Once
Friday January 15 4:37 AM ET
KIEV (Reuters) - A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of
his staff as a New Year ...
Added 1/14/1999
..No kudos from BugNet
Since 1994 the editors of BugNet have presented an award to a soft-
ware company for the year's best bug-fix performance. This year the
editors ...
Added 1/12/1999
THE POINTS SYSTEM
For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is:
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do
something ...
Added 1/11/1999
Redmond, WA (UPI) -
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new
operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter
of 1901.
Added 1/7/1999
Who said children are getting dumber every year.
Check out the wisecracks below and judge for yourselves
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven. ...
Added 1/6/1999
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly
compared the computer industry with the auto industry and
stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer ...
Added 1/4/1999
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think
of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the
entirety of the human experience could ...
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