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Secretary of State Madeleine Albright walked into the decisive meeting of the North Atlantic Council (NATO's supreme political authority) and, after looking around the room and ...
Added 5/27/1999
Added 5/26/1999
Would you have invested back then?
Added 5/25/1999
Top Ten Suggestions for Guys While Playing Golf and/or Taking a Leak in a Public Bathroom
10. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
...
Added 5/25/1999
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her
husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and
afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. ...
Added 5/24/1999
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and
were still smelling pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell,
so brides carried ...
Added 5/24/1999
I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet ...
Added 5/23/1999
On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
Here lies
Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
The Good
Die Young.
In a London, England cemetery:
Ann ...
Added 5/20/1999
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about
an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's
home phone number and was greeted ...
Added 5/19/1999
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off you when you die.
Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A: When you see your ...
Added 5/16/1999
An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be
a hard decision to make, as they ...
Added 5/13/1999
An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself
on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. Until the
boat sank. The man found ...
Added 5/10/1999
Girl and boy are having a relationship of about four months now. One
Friday night they meet at a bar after work. They stay for a few, then go
on to get some food at a local ...
Added 5/6/1999
The Baltimore Police Department, famous for it's superior K-9 unit, was
somewhat taken back by a recent incident.
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her ...
Added 5/5/1999
Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.
Horn Broken, Watch for Finger
If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, ...
Added 5/5/1999
Part 1
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys - all on different
levels,some climbing up. The monkeys on top look down and see a
tree full of smiling faces. The ...
Added 5/5/1999
by Steve Shuba There once was a programmer who did everything his customer wanted, without thinking or planning or designing or contemplating the effects on other systems. And ...
Added 5/4/1999
A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the
postman to make his rounds.
A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was ...
Added 5/3/1999
Top 10 Blond Inventions
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A ...
Added 5/3/1999
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young, newlywed
couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements
for new ...
Added 4/30/1999
Pay close attention to the highlighted portion of the picture.
Added 4/29/1999
THE COWBOY WITHOUT A HORSE
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on
strangers, which he was. ...
Added 4/28/1999
Top ten advantages of being a leper:
10. No one notices if you're not wearing the latest fashion.
9. It's easy to get rid of door-to-door salesman.
8. No makeup is ...
Added 4/28/1999
"A friend of mine in Los Angeles put his mind to the oft-experienced
problem of facing modern situations for which there are no existing
words or phrases in the English ...
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