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30 things Girls Think Guys Should Know

Added 9/16/1999
30 things Girls Think Guys Should Know 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don't say ...

Cowboys

Added 9/16/1999
Two cowboys were leanin up against the rail at their favorite bar. They're tired and worn out from a long day, havin a couple of longnecks, just relaxin and talkin, watchin ...

New State Mottos

Added 9/16/1999
New State Mottos Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! Arizona But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing ...

Quick Ones 7

Added 9/16/1999
I don't usually pass on news like this. I know you are busy; but sometimes we have to pause and truly remember what life is about, so I pass on this sad, sad news. There was a ...

Timely joke

Added 9/15/1999
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The ...

Working Conditions

Added 9/13/1999
Do you ever feel overworked, over-regulated, under-leisured and under-benefited? Take heart, this notice was found in the ruins of a London office building. It was dated 1852: ...

GREAT TRUTHS

Added 9/9/1999
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED 1. Raising teenagers is like nailing JELLO to a tree. 2. There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look ...

eBay 2

Added 9/8/1999
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YOU JUST MIGHT BE A YANKEE IF

Added 8/31/1999
ARE NORTHERNERS "BLUE-NECKS"? By now I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern cousins: YOU ...

Rules of the Road

Added 8/28/1999
"Rules of the Road" Stuff they didn't teach you in Drivers Ed... If, at any time, you have witnessed a green light, it is okay to proceed through the intersection, ...

When you get older...

Added 8/28/1999
When you get older... You don't know real embarrassment until your hip sets off a metal detector. She's getting crows feet around her eyes. And I'll tell you, that crow has ...

The chicken and the egg . . .

Added 8/26/1999
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and has a satisfied smile on its face, whilst the egg is frowning and looking a tad put out. The ...

Jake was on his deathbed...

Added 8/25/1999
Jake was on his deathbed while his wife, Becky, maintained a steady vigil by his side. As she held his fragile hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his, ...

Men Jokes

Added 8/23/1999
It's "Let's pick on men instead of blondes" time... What do you call a handcuffed man?............Trustworthy. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath ...

Nursing home

Added 8/17/1999
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a ...

Jesus vs. Satan

Added 8/12/1999
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of their computer. This had been going on for days and God was tired of hearing all of the ...

Something to offend everyone...

Added 8/12/1999
NOT FOR DISTRIBUTION How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A ...

Courtroom humor

Added 8/10/1999
These are things people actually said in court, word for word: Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Eve

Useful Tidbits

Added 8/10/1999
Next time you find yourself running dry on interesting tidbits of conversational matter ... Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having ...

Top 15 Women's T-shirt Slogans

Added 8/9/1999
Top 15 Women's T-shirt Slogans: 1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. 2. I hate everybody, and you're next. 3. And your point is...? 4. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ...

Management

Added 8/4/1999
management

Colors

Added 8/2/1999
When I was born - I was BLACK When I grow up - I am BLACK When I am sick - I am BLACK When I go out in the sun - I am BLACK When I go out in the cold - I am BLACK ...

Labor Pains

Added 8/2/1999
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the ...

Interview

Added 7/29/1999
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a ...

 

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