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A Fairy Tale

Added 1/30/2000
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an ...

Priorities (Superbowl)

Added 1/30/2000
A guy named Bill receives a free ticket to the SuperBowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bill arrives at the stadium, he realizes the seat is in the last row in the ...

HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL

Added 1/26/2000
HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle gently in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's ...

Top Ten Things Men Understand about Women

Added 1/26/2000
Top Ten Things Men Understand about Women 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Christopher Reeve's New Job

Added 1/22/2000
Christopher Reeve has a new job... He's selling accidental disability insurance... http://www.healthextras.com/ Feel free to make up your own jokes about possible other ...

Coping With Stress

Added 1/21/2000
Last week I went to a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology. He gave an example of A coping skill for job stress which I would ...

Cowboy Honeymoon

Added 1/21/2000
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their ...

Happy St. Paula the Bearded Day

Added 1/21/2000
Happy Jan. 20th... Which is also known as... Feast Day of St. Paula the Bearded According to fourth-century legend, Paula was pursued by an enraptured youth into a church, ...

GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND

Added 1/16/2000
AND WE WONDER WHY GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND! Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics: 29 have ...

Andy Rooney

Added 1/12/2000
from Andy Rooney  On Ads In Bills:  Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk ...

What were they thinking

Added 1/7/2000
Personally, I don't know which is more bizarre: The fact that the ad agency thought they could get away with this ad, or that Reuters found it necessary to explain to its ...

Statistics

Added 1/6/2000
A recent article in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer concerning accidental deaths caused by physicians from research of Laura Key USA. This triggered a chain of thought that ...

Shopping

Added 1/4/2000
Things to do while your spouse or significant other is taking his/her sweet time shopping: 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly place them in other people's shopping carts ...

Spots

Added 1/4/2000

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN...

Added 1/3/2000
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN... 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner ...

VIRUSES

Added 12/26/1999
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES: CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory. VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. ...

Lack of Tact

Added 12/20/1999
Tact Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, ...

REJECTION LINES

Added 12/16/1999
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance.") ...

Basic rules for driving in the Metro Detroit Area

Added 12/14/1999
1. A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to ...

Have an Extra-Specially Fun Time At Wal-Mart!

Added 12/14/1999
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.  2. Set all the alarm clocks to go ...

Girlfriend remote

Added 12/14/1999
Finally! Technology has come through with something really useful.
girlfriend remote

Cat joke

Added 12/13/1999
Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What ...

 

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